Hmm,I don't know if I should. Since I'm a "Shoot first and ask questions later" kinda guy,I would have to shoot you first.

What is the air-speed velocity of an uladen swallow?

What do you mean? An african or european?

What are the winning numbers to next week's Lotto?

They're decimal numbers without fractions. The number range varies across the world. 

How do you know so much about Swallos?

what time is it?

Is it really better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all?  Because I wonder about that...a person doesn't miss something they've never had.

How long is a piece of string?

What's the difference between an orange?

Where's my free chocolate???

How can you be in 2 places at once when your not anywhere at all?

I saw the movie.

I'm not sure, what do *you* think?

Well, some people like to stack up on fond (and less fond) memories. The general idea is that experience is better than no experience. Personally I think it's philosophical nonsense, it all depends on the content of the package.

About an inch shorter than you need it to be.

It's neither a vegetable.

Noone bought it for you yet, you may have to wait until next valentine.

You seem depressed, have you seen anyone about that? I could recommend a good therapist, but I fear the travel time is far too long.