If that's how you choose to see it.

LOL Doc!

I don't see the future in that crystal ball though, it's my touch screen.

Yes, it most definetely is.

Doc...I'm thinking more along the lines of "Carnac the Magnificent"

Was he great or what?!!!

Charlatan! May a bloated yak change the temperature of his jacuzzi!!

Johnny's gone, I'm afraid...but while he was here, things were merry!

Link 

Youtube is littered with Johnny too. As with all american talkshows, alot of the political jokes are lost on me, but there's tons of greatness to see even for me.

Consider a celestial body (planet) of mass M and volume V consisting of material of uniform density M/V. If the body is spherical, then its radius is R=(3V/4{pi})^1/3, and the free-fall acceleration on its surface is g=GM/R²=GM(4{pi}/3V)^2/3, where G is the gravitational constant. Consider all possible shapes of the body. What is the largest g, that can be achieved at one point on a surface, and what is the shape of the body for which such acceleration is achieved?

the answer is always 42

Clearly, as R->0, g-> infinity. The maximum will be achieved as a "Black Hole" on it's event horizon, as a singularity. As R->0, M/V will also approach infinity, as V->0.

Why ask a question where the answer is already included? Just do the math. I'm not a calculator.

Nothing unreal exists

Max g = (4/5)(15/4)^1/3(π)^2/3M/V^2/3

Let R be the max diameter of body then its shape will be given by relating distance r from the point, where there is max g,

as a function of the angle θ from the axis of symmetry.

r² = R²cos(θ)